Brutus

1. a bodyguard, a warrior that will preserve and protect her friend at all means neccesary, and i mean all means! Male douche bags should refrain from contact. (Please also see douche bag for reference)

We dont have to worry about random guys tonight; we have Brutus with us!

by Danise Weber October 03, 2006

brutus

Someone who is a Brutus is a very good friend who gives you the screw job. This is derived from Julius Caesar's best friend. His best friend Brutus was the last person to stab the dictator Julius Caesar's last words were "Et Tu, Brute?" which means "You too Brutus?"

Jane; Lets fool around my parents are out of town
John; I'll be right over
Harry; Hey John did you tell her you got a girlfriend?
Jane; Get out of here
John; Thanks a lot Brutus

by mjn oasis September 27, 2006

brutus

A term used to describe a person who make it his objective to ruin any chance his friend has of pulling a girl that he likes!

I cant believe you brutused me.
Your such a brutus!!!

by wahlberg MC October 23, 2004

brutus

Verb) To change partners on a friend in beer-pong.

When Brian stopped playing with me, and became Bopp's partner, he brutused me.

by jabberwocky6 June 26, 2009

brutus

A popular password cracker program that is used to find the passwords of websites.

I used brutus to crack you pass...

by mdemon9991 January 23, 2005

brutus

The act of scratching one's own ballsack, then sticking the smelly fingers directly under the nose of an unsuspecting victim. Usually done as a sneak attack.

Mike pissed me off, so I felt he deserved a Brutus.

by Joe Blob October 04, 2005

brutus the uterus

big hairy guy who is a cunt

whoa, your mums new pimp looks like brutus the uterus

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004