Brumsmack

A game intended for two people where the players smack their hands. One player goes first, and smacks the other player's hand, first softly, and then increasingly harder. The loser is the person who quits the game first because they are in so much agony. A modern variation on Mercy.

Jeffrey: Hey, Danny, I'm Bored.

Danny: So am I. Let's Brumsmack! I call going first...

by Brumsmack_Master October 28, 2009

Brumback

"Brumback" is the equivalent of "Black swamp" in German. In other words, don't tick off someone if their last name is a dark, scary, and wet landscape.

Fear the German ninjas.

Wow, he's toast. He messed with a Brumback!

by Freeny June 20, 2011

Backdoor Brumsky

Kind of like the Motorboat but reverse and A2M.

I was about to give her the motorboat...then she turned around accidentally gave her the backdoor brumsky. "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Noise person would make during the act.

by Kottonmouthed June 5, 2010

brumsky

to place one's face between a woman's breasts and to exhale sharply while moving one's face quickly from left to right.

The girl I was with last night had big titties, so I gave her a brumsky.

by heron25 October 22, 2003

Brumstank

Someone who is ridiculously cocky or full of themselves but isn't skilled or talented enough to back up their talk.

"Yo that Brumstank over there claims he made 120 tackles in 6 games last football season"

"what a lying bastard"

by notabrumstank January 20, 2009

Brumslapping

A two-on-two competition in which the opposing competitors repetitively slap their dominant hands together as hard as they can. The first competitor to succumb to the pain first is declared the loser, while the other is victorious. The name is derived from the sport's original creator and most valuable player.

"Dude, you up for some brumslapping?"
"No, my hand is still bruised from brumslapping the shit out of daniel yesterday."

by brumslapper123 October 28, 2009

Bumbsmat

Bumbsmat is a term used to describe someone /something that is dumb or stupid. Should someone ask you what a Bumbsmat is, you simply call them a Bumbsmat and then explain the term to them.

L: "Hey dude, wtf is a Bumbsmat?"
C: "You're a Bumbsmat dude."
L: "But wtf does it mean?"
C: "It means you're stupid."

by LeftC December 9, 2020