brown water rafting

When you're walking up or down stairs naked and have explosive diarrhea, thus creating a "shit waterfall."

"I got so drunk last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and instead went brown water rafting."

by frankiehustle July 1, 2015

Brown water rafting

When you give a girl an enema and have anal sex while the enema is draining out

I went Brown water rafting with my ex. That's why she's my ex.

by EOGUY July 24, 2015

brown water trick

the act of deception in which a patron at a self-serve beverage dispensary orders water but in fact fills his/her cup with a soda/lemonade/tea of some sort that would otherwise have cost money. usually pulled by those who fleet and jesse.

(after sitting down at a fast food establishment)

guy 1: yo i thought you got water with your crunchwrap supreme?

guy 2: thats what the man thinks, but i just pulled that brown water trick nukka!!!

guy 3: is you rollin?

guy 2: bitch i might be!

by Brew-HaHa December 10, 2009

Brown Water Navy

When you're having anal sex with someone and you owe into their asshole.

I was having sex with Stephen and decided to Christen him with a brown water navy.

by gmer4thrones March 11, 2019

Brown water snake

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.

After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.

by FuckDemon June 1, 2019

brown water foutain

Caused by peeing in a girl's butt and jumping out the way when you pull out.

I gave that hoe a brown water foutain.

by Btdjff July 9, 2020

Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025