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Charlie Brown Syndrome 

When you hang out with someone a lot, despite them treating you horribly, and sticking to them like glue. Much like Charlie Brown and his relationship with his "friend" Lucy
Bob: Dude, yesterday, Joey punched me again and called me a bunch of slurs
Jesse: Why do you hang out with him?
Bob: I dunno.
Jesse; Sounds like you have a case of Charlie Brown Syndrome
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Charlie brown syndrome 

The Charlie brown syndrome is a mental condition in which a person thinks:
*they fail or going to fail at all things.
*that anything they do or involve themselves in will be ruined or end in failure
* a true lack of self confidence and esteem

*a feeling of gloom and bad luck follow them
* easily to give up
* complicating simple matter due to anxiety.
*fears so overwhelmingly powerful and/or in number they have a hard time functioning.
*Constant feelings of doom
*And should they find supposed happy moments they go gloom esp. If failure comes around immediately.

Fin
My friend suffers from the Charlie brown syndrome every christmas and i dont know how to bring her of this mood

Antonio brown syndrome

When you think you’re so good when in reality you’re not
John: Jim is so cocky, he thinks he’s good at everything
Joe: then he must have Antonio brown syndrome

charlie brown syndrome 

It refers to when someone talks and all you hear is wah wah, wah wah, wah wah. Like when an adult talked to Charlie Brown in the cartoon.
She talks so much I get Charlie Brown syndrome every time we have a conversation. I never hear a word she says.

Brown sepoy Syndrome

Colonial slave mindset being passed onto generations even after decades of independence. Brown sepoys are smitten by anything western, emulates them, beg validation from them, gleefully humiliating their own culture and people.
Rupa Gulab expects Narendra Modi to eat with cutlery, even though both of them are Indians. Rupa has Brown sepoy Syndrome.

Brown Onion Syndrome 

The life-long remorse suffered when you turn down a guaranteed fuck with a random girl, just because she is the Brown Onion of her group of friends, and you worry what your friends will say.
God I wish I just nailed that pig in 1992 when I had the chance. I've got serious Brown Onion Syndrome now.

Brown Chin Syndrome 

A condition caused by giving a Blumpkina. Symptoms include feces on the chin, dicoloration of the chin and mouth, and often, horrible breath. It happens when feces comes in contact with the chin of a person performing cunnilingus on a woman who is defecating.
"I was going down on my girlfriend, but she had a stomach virus and, to make a long story short, I got that Brown Chin Syndrome"