Brown Hairing 

Plucking ones ass hair out and placing it on a friend/enemies personal effect, such as a computer keyboard or coffee cup for later discovery. Similar to tea bagging but slightly more pungent.

Garfield was being an ass so I gave his computer mouse a brown hairing.

Brown Hairing by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Brown Hairadox

HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.

That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.

Brown Hairadox by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011

Brown hairy Apple 

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

Brown hairy Apple by fart_lord July 18, 2020

Brown Hairs 

A name given to the hairy beaver! Someone who is taking a break from shaving to go au natural for that extra fuzzy cream pie!

We don’t care, if you’ve got brown hairs downstairs!

Brown Hairs by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

Big bad brown haired bully 

GEORGEA COPLAND

georgea is a big bad brown haired bully

Big bad brown haired bully by Blobblob12 December 16, 2020

brownaire 

(V) to fart on a specific part of someones body.

last night a prostitute brownaired my eyeball and now its all pink. shit.

brownaire by mr. fart September 15, 2007