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brotrocity

a brotrocity could be the harshing of ones mellow, the snatching of steeze or the destruction of perfect frosted tips.
by brociety April 19, 2009
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Brotocol

Similar to protocol. Brotocol is a strict code of conduct followed by bros. No matter what the activity may be, bros have to follow brotocol.
Tony: Bro, I don't care if you called shotgun, I'm sitting in the front seat.

Joe: Bro, you gotta follow brotocol, get in the back seat!
by Joe Bro Bro Joe December 3, 2009
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Brotology

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.
Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!
by lazboy105 November 24, 2009
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Brotovoltaic Energy

1. The static discharge you get from too many polo shirts rubbing together in a frat house.

2. Energy generated to power tanning beds, blow dryers, and other things men shouldn't use.

3. The tingling feeling lacrosstitutes get between their legs whenever they approach a guy wearing greek letters.
1. I was standing around at the kegger, fist pumping with my bros, when we all got shocked by the buildup of brotovoltaic energy in the room.

2. Clint's tanning bed runs the meter super fast, that guido fuck should get a brotovoltaic generator for that piece of shit.

3. I put on a vibrating cock-ring yesterday to fuck that lax-girl and by the end, her pussy was quivering with brotovoltaic energy.
by Hired Sellout April 19, 2010
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Brotocol

The set of standards and guidelines that all guido's must follow in every aspect of their lives
"Dude I don't care if you ran out of hair gel, you go to the store and buy more. To go out clubbing without spiking your hair is definitely against brotocol."
by Team Brotocol February 12, 2008
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Brotroller

Dude, nice Halo Reach brotroller!
by KrYtZ November 7, 2010
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Brotorious

The sublime and highly sought after status of being so bro that everyone idolizes you. This includes wearing V-necks, fist pumping, and getting girls.

One must never put a ho before a bro or will face suspension and/or possible expulsion from Brotorious.

Bros must drink excessive amounts and dance on any object possible (coffee tables, stoves, refrigerators, etc.)

To gain official Brotorious status one must go through "Bro-nitiation" which involves partying for a weekend with some Brotorious Bros in the "Bro-Dome" who will put you to the test and vote on if you have what it takes.
Girl: "OMG did you see how fucking sexy those bros were."

Guy: "Yeah there so rad they have to be in Brotorious"

Bros: (in the background) "Bro-Bro-Bro-Brotorious!"
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