BROOMSTACHE

Broom shaped like a mustache.

1. Hey did you get to use your broomstache? 2. How did you sweep yesterday with your broomstache? 3. Oh honey, I'd stache that trash.

by Raidat May 3, 2013

brocktard

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

by brock boy September 27, 2013

university bookstore

a building on a college campus which magically makes all merchandise placed within its walls cost two to three times as much as it would elsewhere.

When I found the chunk of plastic known as a 'contact lens case' priced at $5.99 in our university bookstore, I went into a rage and drove my car through the front window.

by elemental February 24, 2006

Broomtar

An clear upgrade to the air guitar, the broomtar is when you're sweeping and that killer solo comes up and you simply must pick up your broom and use it as a guitar. Broomtar.

Brandon impressed his future wife with his wicked broomtar skills when he rocked out a near perfect rendition of Eddie Van Halen's Eruption solo on his Libman Dustmaster.

by AndrewAndGandalf March 28, 2022

bookstorm

When an author has their books on Amazon and other such sites receive multiple low score reviews in response to something retarded that they have said, even if whatever they were talking about may have had nothing to do with the books. Usually, people who bookstorm haven't actually read the books themselves, leaving reviews such as "Well, if this author feels qualified to talk about things they know nothing about, then I do too."

Dr. Carole Lieberman said that video games cause rape. In response, she got bookstormed on Amazon by gamers.

by FataMorganaPseudonym February 28, 2011

Brostard

A short person who wears specs and stabs a bro in the back by dating the girl he was supposed to help the bro get

Bro1: hey look there is Saadi!!
Bro2: no man thats a Brostard

by Omer Mirza July 10, 2012

Bookstore Chic

A type of formal attire that empowers an individual to look elegant yet allows their personality to shine through, and is particularly fitting for bookstore weddings. Think, Woody Allen meets James Bond, or a cross between Daisy Buchanan and Beyonce.

Uncle Jesse, you look so "bookstore chic", any chance you will be dancing the night away at a bookstore wedding tonight?

by Hey Buddy!!! September 15, 2013