A tv show or special that appeals to men; one in which guys prefer the viewing company of other men. A show that guys hate to watch with women for various reasons (ie: the rules are too difficult to expain, the jokes are unappreciated, etc).
Note: some women are awesome and can enjoy a brogram with the guys quite well!
Note: some women are awesome and can enjoy a brogram with the guys quite well!
Girlfriend: Tell me again why you're watching the football game at John's house instead of here with me!
Boyfriend: We've been through this! It's our Brogram! I'll come back and we'll watch something you'd actually enjoy!
Boyfriend: We've been through this! It's our Brogram! I'll come back and we'll watch something you'd actually enjoy!
by Lillyblume February 18, 2012
by LeBrogrammer September 28, 2011
- tron is my brogram
by scornflake November 30, 2012
1. "Yeah, he went through brogramming in the 9th grade. He joined the football team, got a subscription to Hustler, and started watching WWF".
2. "Hey bro, you see the new episodes of "Dog the Bounty Hunter"? "No man, I'm not really into watching that kind of brogramming."
2. "Hey bro, you see the new episodes of "Dog the Bounty Hunter"? "No man, I'm not really into watching that kind of brogramming."
by kwakky December 03, 2008
When a male of the species coerces another male to attend a given movie screening by impugning his manhood.
Alejandro: "You're a douchebag if you don't come to the movie--I mean you, Kurtiss."
Kurtiss: "There should be a law against your brogramming. What if I don't like Terrence Malick?
Kurtiss: "There should be a law against your brogramming. What if I don't like Terrence Malick?
by MzViz August 26, 2011
When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.
If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.
If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.
Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.
by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010
The biological instinct of a man. Further explained by the internal neurological wiring of our manhood.
“Men need to eat red meat, it’s in our brogramming.”
“I wake up at 5:30am to go to the gym, it’s apart of the brogram”
“I wake up at 5:30am to go to the gym, it’s apart of the brogram”
by Alex from Minecraft December 04, 2023