Bro Job
Guy 1: "Heard Tony gave Kyle a bro job in the bathroom last week"
Guy 2: "that's gay"
Guy 1: "No it's not, cuz he said bro"
Guy 2: *dies*
Guy 2: "that's gay"
Guy 1: "No it's not, cuz he said bro"
Guy 2: *dies*
Bro Job by Trashratboy69 August 16, 2020
bro job
v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.
Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?"
Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"
Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"
bro job by theSTFUmonster January 26, 2009
Bro Job
A blow job between two straight friends because one has blue balls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out.
Bro Job by Brick Riggid November 4, 2009
bro job
bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."
bro job by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019
Bro job
two bros are broing out and one says to the other "hey man, ive got some epic wood" the other responds "bro job for bro job?"
Bro job by mrrandom2010 November 23, 2009
bro job
Sucking your buddy's cock, strictly out of friendship and comradery. Just like a bromance, this is not gay. At all.
(not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)
(not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)
"Brad, these high fives just aren't showing the manly affection I need to show right now. How bout a bro job?"
"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome."
bro job
"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome."
bro job
bro job by Goob McNa$ty November 13, 2010