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British Duel

When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.
Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!
by yung_fish21 June 23, 2020
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British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker
Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.
by thickness May 4, 2007
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British door nail

When two people have intercourse against a British door.
As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.
by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010
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The British Difference

1.The elements of so-called "British speak" that make Brits sound so much cooler to Americans.
2.Difference in humor among Americans and Brits.
1. American: That party was awesome, but now I feel like shit, man! I'm gonna go crash.
Brit: That party was ace, but now I feel absolutely shit. I'm pissing off home to have a kip.

Observer #1 :That second guy sounds way cooler.
Observer #2: That's the british difference.

2. American #1: I didn't understand the jokes on that BBC show last night.
American #2: Me neither; it must have been the british difference
by Tommytomtomtom5000000 July 3, 2009
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Anti-French/British Day

On February 20th it turns Anti-French/British Day where your allowed to criticize the French or British without remorse

On Febuary 20th I'm killing queen Elizabeth the third.
"Damn this is a hella fine day today I just harassed a entire british colony into suicide and set the french into a spiraling interstellar loop of depression."
-Me 2021 (3 days in the future)

Anti-French/British Day is really fucking cool
by ZennTopiX February 17, 2021
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British Dollar

Tommy: So I'm going to bang this mad hot 19 year old.
James: British dollar.
Tommy: *Pounds*
James: *Pounds*
by Gigglin March 5, 2009
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British Dean

British Dean is a collection of Twitter accounts popular on British right wing Twitter that mainly tweet edgy jokes about racism, sexism, nazism and Paedophilia. The original Twitter account @BritishDeanv1 and a few versions after that was run by one person, a 30 year old Incel who became fat and clinically depressed after his girlfriend left him. He most like has Asperger’s syndrome and unresolved daddy issues because he comes from a broken home.

Upon gaining notoriety for his tweets, he amassed a large following of right wing Twitter trolls which caused several people to make their own British Dean accounts indistinguishable from the real ones leading to casual observers to think he cannot be suspended.

His trademark Twitter antics include putting underage girls on shag lists, making racist jokes about blacks and refugees.
“You can’t suspend me. I’ll just put a British Dean on ye and be back here with a new account.”
“Help British Dean put him in a list”
by Pocks31 August 18, 2021
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