Bristol

Bristol is the only suburban town, but called a city, you will see a 14 year old on a skateboard carrying a 40oz while smoking a cigarette. It is also the only place you can catch people dealing drugs on the street attached to the police station. The only place where the cops care less than anything about dui this side of the mississippi. And why? Because the towns newspaper tells you where the DUI checkpoints are the day before. It is the place where the middle-schoolers party harder than your average college student. White suburbia at its finest. The only place you can find a wizard waving to you on a busy intersection or perhaps a vietnam vet who took rides a bicycle that he stole and yells crazy things, and everyones pretty sure he has a steady diet of malt liquor. Bristol is the amsterdam of connecticut, everyone you know sells drugs. Most of them are the most wannabe malibus most wanted type gangsta kids ever. Bristol is the one city you love to hate and somehow can never leave. Home of espn.

Kid at party: You from bristol?
Matt budson: yeah
Kid at party: You got bud?
Matt budson:yeah I got piff all day nothing less than a quarter kid.
Kid at party: damn them kids from bristol are crazy.

by bkmc May 5, 2008

Bristoled

The act of becoming severly intoxicated while at Bristol Motor Speedway. Typically accompanied with vomitting, random acts of tomfoolery and belligerent outbursts of profanity.

While watching the race in Bristol, Frank the Tank began showing signs of being bristoled. Drink stains on the shirt, graphic sexual conversation with the hired bartender and an unwillingness to cooperate were all clear signs of being bristoled.

by Bag King November 21, 2010

Bristols

Breasts / collective noun for Bristol cars

When driving past the Bristol garage in Kensington (with your girlfriend in the passenger seat), exclaim "nice Bristols!" - quickly followed by pointing at the Bristol garage on the corner, before you get a slap.

by Charley Farley January 6, 2009

Bristol

Bristol is a type of girl that will get guys in seconds. Bristol is a sexy, hot, boy magnet that by the end of the day she'll have dozens of guys asking for her number.

"Bristol is so hot"

by Billynylle January 2, 2022

Bristol

The act of shutting down racist behaviour, typically in a dramatic and ballsy style similar to the tearing down of asshat slaver's statue, Eward Colston, in the great Bristol protests of '20.

I don't know what they're deal is, but I'm all for bristoling the racists

by Kupopochu June 8, 2020

bristol

An unwed teen who is pregnant despite, or as a result of, receiving only abstinence-based sex education in a fundamentalist religious family.

Bristols are growing in number as the economy worsens, leaving them with fewer entertainment choices.

by Tradjazz April 20, 2009

bristolized

Bristolized ~ Verb:

Resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at Bristol Motor Speedway and Dragway.

My car was bristolized in a fenderbender.

My face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.

I am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.

by lee trout August 25, 2006