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wilford brimley

To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.
Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.
by Big SHug November 29, 2007
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Wilford Brimley

a root beer soda with cherry flavoring
"After work, I relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold Wilford Brimley."
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The Wilford Brimley

A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.
by Silly illy willy billy July 13, 2011
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Full Brimley

A very full and hard penile erection - derived from the scene in the movie "Cocoon" where Wilford Brimley's character in describing his boner to Don Ameche (after swimming in the "magic" pool) says, "A cat couldn't scratch it"
"I swear to God, when Tina walked out in her yoga pants and sports bra, my business went Full Brimley"
by StudioRat April 28, 2021
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Case of the Brimleys

Why was Jimmy throwing up and sweating?
Well, it turns out he has a case of the Brimleys.
by FrankM April 17, 2018
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Wilford Brimley

Wilford Brimley
When 2 or more men consume as much sugar as possible then jerk each other off onto a s’more as they stare into each other eyes while saying “diabetes”. Whoever cums first has to eat the s’more.
After a long day in the woods Jason and Bill sat by the campfire eating s’mores. As they each reached for the last piece of chocolate they looked into each other’s eyes and said, “I’ll Wilford Brimley you for it.”
by Jewry Words July 12, 2022
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wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.
A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.
by Eric July 31, 2003
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