Bret

Shit Dribbler.

Bret: Yeah I fucked her bro, she was a good root.
Person: You're such a Bret, I don't believe you.
Bret: I swear to God.

Person 1: Can you smell something?
Person 2: Oh there's just a Bret talking over there.
Person 1: Fuck, it stinks like shit.

by dontdribbleshit November 4, 2012

Bret

Annoying dumbass that never shuts up that thinks hes funny.

That kid seems like a bret

by BigMike1212 April 14, 2010

Bret

Bret Is the Sexiest Guy in the World He plays Hockey and after he has girls suck his big juicy dick!!
Definetly the hottest guy in the world.

Bret Is Hot.

by Breta.d May 10, 2022

Bret

obsessed with whatshisname.

"Bret, dude, your fucking nuts. Quit talking about that guy and get a fucking life will you dickhead"

by youdon'tknowme! November 25, 2011

Bret

A mass of chest hair also known as a "Kit" sometimes complete with a beard thicker then sheep wool

Wow look at that kids Bret

by myroflcoptergoSOISOISO September 11, 2009

Bret

The jock from 13

Oi its Bret

by Cotteneyedjoe July 20, 2019

Bret

The sexiest guy in the whole world loves to play hockey and has a big dick.

Bret is hot.

by Breta.d May 10, 2022