breakfast in bed

Sex in the AM.

I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.

breakfast in bed by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Breakfast in Bed

When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.

My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.

Breakfast in Bed by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 17, 2011

Breakfast in bed

Morning after pill

Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!

Breakfast in bed by dnysgrl4eva November 22, 2011

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in bed by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

The delicious scrambled eggs you wake up to after using egg whites as lube.

Following a passionate and well lubricated night, Tom was looking forward to having breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in Bed by ilovemycremasterfascia February 5, 2012

breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

breakfast in bed by E&A July 16, 2008

breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

breakfast in bed by Jake February 28, 2004