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breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on
Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"
by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
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Breakfast in Bed

Eating a girl out in bed the morning, subsequent to a nights sleep next to her.
Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.

You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!
by M the Insomniac April 22, 2007
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breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
by E&A July 16, 2008
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breakfast in bed

Sex in the AM.
I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003
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Breakfast in Bed

When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.
My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.
by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 17, 2011
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Breakfast in Bed

The delicious scrambled eggs you wake up to after using egg whites as lube.
Following a passionate and well lubricated night, Tom was looking forward to having breakfast in bed.
by ilovemycremasterfascia February 5, 2012
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breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
by E&A July 16, 2008
mugGet the breakfast in bedmug.

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