by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.
You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!
You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!
by M the Insomniac April 16, 2007
When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
by E&A February 06, 2006
Sex in the AM.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) May 01, 2003
When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.
My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.
by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 03, 2011
Following a passionate and well lubricated night, Tom was looking forward to having breakfast in bed.
by ilovemycremasterfascia January 20, 2012
When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
by E&A January 29, 2006