A small county in the middle of butt-fuck no were, Georgia. The county looks like a bunny rabbit, and everyone is related to each other for the most part, so if your an outsider, you are a complete outsider. You don't come to Brantley, you leave Brantley.

"Yo homes, where do you live?" "Oh, I live in Brantley County." "Where?"

Brantley County by Samoo21 December 13, 2018

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Brantley Gilbert

The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.

Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.

Brantley Gilbert by jAk3333. February 28, 2011

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brantley brat

Rich kids that go to Lake Brantley High school, that are just plain bitchy about it. They also tend to drink and smoke a lot.

"What school do you go to?"
"Uh.. Lake Brantley..."
"HAHAHA. You're a Brantley Brat??"
"Bite me, you assmunch."

brantley brat by jenniezzz August 20, 2006

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