Cool, amazing, generous, sexy guy. Loves to dance to Britney spears or Beyonce! The one with all the new music! A walking celebrity encyclopedia! A guy with a great butt! The one everyone looks forward to seeing! The one everyone wants advice from. The cool guy that everyone likes to be around. The one with FOUR best friends. The short but sexy one. The one I call mine!
by Ricky P. Man December 12, 2010
Branden is simply branden. The only way to identify Branden is as a bolder. Brandens speech is a little off. Kinda. He will never really finish a word. He’ll just add in ja or st to the end of his word. So yah that’s Branden.
by HolyMaster77777 February 12, 2019
person 1: "bro you see that thing in his pants?"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"
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by Gughuy July 9, 2019
evil monster the no taller than 5'11 , mf will use u just to f , likes girls way outta his league , frm grape . likes his d sucky
by yo momma ate that give me November 23, 2021
Branden is a sexy beast that all of the girls drool over his fine ass looks. Branden is also that guy that everyone likes and is cool to be around and has a massive cock that all of the ladies want but he says “ no I have to find the right one”. He is also a very musical man that’s very athletic and looks a lot older than he actually is. His skin complexion is irresistible and a real chick magnet. He is the alpha male of his friends that try to be like him but are nowhere close. He always has the best hair of all and is just the coolest guy ever
by Sexy ness April 6, 2020