Philadelphian Boxing glove

The act of inserting your fish into someone’s anus, picking them up and punching someone else with the said person like they are a boxing love

Yo did you hear about Andre got into a fight with a bunch of people and the bar last night? He gave the little dude a Philadelphian boxing glove and beat the hell out of the 4 other guys with him. Poor little man walked like a bow legged cowboy out the bar

by Reddawn2036 January 13, 2024

like a boxing glove on a spring.

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.

I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

by The Incredible D March 13, 2009

Oven Glove Boxing

With a pair of oven gloves that are joined together two people each with their own pair of joined oven gloves will battle it out to decide a multitude of disputes such as what the family eats for dinner etc,

Conor "I want to eat Gammon for dinner"

Jay "Well I want to eat Sushi!"

Conor "Right then Oven Glove Boxing it is!"

by RonocMcfoley November 23, 2011

How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

by Metallicat October 28, 2003

Boxing Gloved

The extremely full, and often painful, feeling as if a boxing glove is being shoved up your rectum during an anal fisting. Most often occurs when the individual receiving has an exceptionally tight and tiny rectal cavity and their fisting partner has extremely oversized, large hands. Feeling may also be achieved by someone sporting Sausage Fingers.

Tonya was excited to try fisting for the first time. Her tight little virgin bung was arched up in an organic spread and thoroughly lubed. However, she was forced to stop after feeling like she was getting Boxing Gloved by her boyfriends thick, girthy Sausage Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

two left hand boxing gloves

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves

Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.

by MustangDriver October 25, 2010

boxing gloves

when a guy cums on a girls hands while she sleeps and puts pillows on them so when she wakes up she has boxing gloves.

friend: what did you do for boxing day? Me: I gave my girl a pair of boxing gloves. Happy Boxing DAY BABE!

by slapahochief June 17, 2012