It is when you put your wiener in her butthole, plug her ears, and play pink floyd while fingering her her clit
by Daren j orcil October 10, 2016

Phil: i saw mike holding hands with jim. last week he was fucking that girl.
Joe: didn't you know he butters both sides of the bread
Joe: didn't you know he butters both sides of the bread
by thisisbatcountry May 13, 2005

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.
-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.
-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016

Country slang for a bisexual
by crizpymangos4ever September 19, 2014

by gruntyphish August 5, 2009

by Joeeeeeeee The HOEEEEEEE September 12, 2010

A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it
by spahT May 19, 2023
