Boston Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates in a womans vagina, then proceeds to take a dump in her vagina after, followed up by eating the girl out.

Last night was so great! Johnny totally boston cream pied me!
boston cream pie cum cleveland steamer

by Psychoepidemic October 14, 2010

Boston Cream Pie

when a man poops on a girls stomach, then splooges on the mound of poop.

dude #1 - Hey did you give your girl a cleavland steam roller last night?
dude #2 - nah man, i gave her this new shit called the boston cream pie!

by M. Landro, E. Forth, King, Diz April 11, 2009

Boston Cream Pie

(Also known as Boston Cream Cake and Banana Cream Pie) Boston Cream Pie is a phrase meant for declaring that you have been interrupted while telling a story. The relation between the food and the situation (although weak) is that someone was being interrupted by someone who wanted to talk about pie all the time.

"So anyways, I was went up to her and I-"
"Dude, hold on I need to take this call."

"And then I went back to my room so I could-"
"Would you like a refill of your Sprite sir?"

"Hey, wanna hear something funny?"
"I'm hungry, I'm gonna go grab some food."
"......I guess not..."

These are the situations in which the person interrupted should say:
"Boston Cream Pie"

by Scot Taylor January 11, 2009

boston cream pie

A Common red neck practice. Consists of jizzing on ones hand, followed by a clean open handed slap across the face

After Billy Bo was done pushing his twin sister in the ass, he gave her a chocolate boston cream pie

Steve didnt know what to do one day, so he indulged himself to a boston cream pie

by Hokai May 1, 2005

boston cream pie

when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina and the woman rubs her vagina on the mans face

last night barry's mom boston cream pied my face

by chanpete56 February 25, 2010

boston cream pie

a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard

I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face

by euphemism April 9, 2005

Boston cream pie

When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.

"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."

by Shnikkes May 3, 2022