(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)
Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"
by Mort June 13, 2004
The time(s) of day when your dogs start singing you the song of their people. Can be out of anger or excitement, when they want something from you. The borkening usually occurs when they want food, someone comes over, or they want out of their crates.
Ex 1)
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.
Ex 2)
*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.
Ex 2)
*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.
by essays_suck September 07, 2020
by Ian Maxwell February 06, 2003
To be broken, really badly, like moi (Jess)
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"
1. "I hurt" "That's a'cause you're borken"
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!
by Dr Pepper Emo Child March 14, 2005
"I was on UK Dating last night and some guy sent me a pic of his penis!"
"Was it a pretty penis? "
" No. It was Borken. It was Borken beyond the realms I ever thought possible for Borken penises"
"Was it a pretty penis? "
" No. It was Borken. It was Borken beyond the realms I ever thought possible for Borken penises"
by Borken June 19, 2014