borgasm

The groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. Usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an orgasm.

1. Gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower? <br>
2. Alex borgasmed like 10 times while we waited in line.

by Paul Richard November 28, 2007

borgasm

The act of being so bored, you just HAVE to do something

oh my gawd, my dad made me go to church and i nearly had a borgasm

by chris182 January 14, 2009

borgasm

The act of getting rilly confused, vomitting, or mispronouncing of a word. Usually induced my extreme intakes of alcohol.

Friend1: Man, playing football is rilly confusing
Friend2: You must be having a borgasm or something, dude

by Jazoon April 25, 2006

borgasm

Nickname to people with the last name Borgmann!

Hey Borgasm, hows it goin?

by Nick Borgmann May 5, 2005

borgasm

An extremely horrible sexual experience with an extremely ugly woman.

Oh damn, I think I just had a borgasm with that ugly hag. Baaaarrrfff..

by Ben March 6, 2005

borgasm

A moment when you realize you are extremely bored. Similar to a FML moment.

wow, i was at joey's the other day, we were watching re-runs of who wants to be a millionaire all day, it gave me a borgasm.. fml

by theoinkster August 27, 2009

Borgasm

When your so bored you forget you exist

Oh sorry can you repeat that I had a borgasm

by GoldenPotato4 April 12, 2022