Booty cheese

Cheese/fungus that grows inside your Butt crack.

(Disclaimer!!!!!⚠️⚠️ not edible.)

“ Your booty cheese was mighty fine last night.”

by Walter White. January 21, 2023

Booty cheese sucker 3000

The booty cheese sucker 3000 is a machine commonly used for efficiently sucking booty cheese out of ones butt hole. This was made in California and won the final round of shark tank winning 2 billion dollars. To use a booty cheese sucker 3000 simply attach tube inside of booty hole, remember everyone’s booty hole is a different size so find your adjustable size cover and connect to sucking tube. Make sure tube is firmly in your booty turn it on. Start off with level 1 and work your way up to level 50 to get a full range of suction. It will feel funny but you will get used to it. Once all booty cheese is out of your booty, you can take the machine and pour out the excess cheese and your done. If you want a moisturizer to massage into your booty cheese to make it creamier, look for the booty cheese hydration cream in grocery stores near you.

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by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 4, 2020

Booty cheese smoothie

A booty cheese smoothie is when ones booty cheese is so thin when you’re eating it it seems like you’re eating/ drinking a smoothie. The taste is DELECTABLE!! It is so good and is arguably one of the best kinds/ textures of booty cheese. Someone can accidentally have this kind of booty cheese, or it can happen on accident. This can happen when you eat too much booty cheese at once, eat too much ice cream, have too much sex, not enough sex, or you eat too many cat dookies( although I wish it would be unlimited cat dookie eating because sometimes coming out the booty cheese smoothie stings really bad like when you eat hot Cheetos and your poop comes out burning and red.) anyways enjoy booty cheese smoothies on sundays!!!

Today I had the best booty cheese smoothie!! It was immaculate.

by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 4, 2020

hot booty cheese

Nasty morning breath

Today I woke up and my sister came in my room and her breath smelled like hot booty cheese

by Safe sex and paychecks222 June 18, 2017

Cheese booty

A word used to describe the phenomenon of amazing butts on the women in the Milwaukee area. Believed to be caused by the copious amounts of cheese ingested by Wisconsin women.

Holy crap John! look at the Cheese Booty on that girl!

by Chocolate man September 17, 2015

Booty Cream Cheese

Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese

When Johnathan got some he saw some Booty Cream Cheese in his underwear

by Chris Ches. June 29, 2014

cottage cheese booty

A booty with dents

Oh man, her booty looks nasty , she has a cottage cheese booty.

by WhoKee November 12, 2013