Bootnosed

A signifier added to the term 'cunt' where this refers to a deliverer of building materials (see definition) or public delivery or taxi driver. Meaning hardnosed or just plain bloody minded, the Bootnosed Cunt is a miserable complaining bastard best suited for long distance transport.

Cunt: Bollocks to that, youre stitching me up cos it's fucking Friday again... I'm going home.
Gentleman: Fine, fuck you, you bootnosed cunt!

by SafetyTwat March 22, 2019

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bootnoot

action, in a sexual way

I heard you got a lot of bootnoot at the party saturday night.

by neonikko October 19, 2009

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Bootdog

A fluffy rat dog such as a Yorkie, Bichon, Toy Poodle, etc, that is a useless yappy cunt that has no purpose other then to be booted in the head. Yorkies are the preferred breed for this as they are the most annonying fluffy yappy cunts of any dog breed.

Fucken had a bad day at work yesterday, got home and gave my cunt of a bootdog a boot in the face. The little fluffy rat cunt yelped like a tent peg was stuck up its arse.

by Bootdog January 17, 2019

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Bootyogomy

A rare relationship between two people in which both can send each other "bootytexts" or issue a bootycall and are assured mutual exclusivity, but they are not in any type of further relationship. This means that bootyogomy partners cannot hang out, be friends, or go on dates. It is best if neither people in the relationship like each other as people. This makes bootyogomy a difficult, and often unsustainable, relationship.

Alice: Hey Jake, want to hang out?
Jake: Um, i thought we agreed to bootyogomy.
Alice: We can't even watch a movie?
Jake: That's not how bootyogomy works, but hey, come by in about 20 for a quickie.

by Bootyogomist October 8, 2009

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