Retail Salesperson with an uncanny ability to sale shit that always seems to be returned within 24 hours.
Symptoms of this type of salesperson vary, and may include, but are not limited to: store making $35000 worth of sales by noon but only actually being scored as having $15000 worth, the line at customer service being three times as long as the line any department on the sales floor, and the registers at Customer Service running out of change hours before the registers at any of the front registers.
Symptoms of this type of salesperson vary, and may include, but are not limited to: store making $35000 worth of sales by noon but only actually being scored as having $15000 worth, the line at customer service being three times as long as the line any department on the sales floor, and the registers at Customer Service running out of change hours before the registers at any of the front registers.
Manager #1: "DAMMIT! THAT PHIL IS AT IT AGAIN!!!
Salesperson#1: "What?!"
Manager#1: "PHIL! He's managed another $1500 boomerang!"
Salesperson#1: "What?!"
Manager#1: "PHIL! He's managed another $1500 boomerang!"
by THE D.C.I. August 10, 2010
Australian for milf or cougar, originated due to the terms milf and cougar being too North American and tame and not having an equivalent Australian slang term
Justin: Yo JD, you still tappin that fine ass milf?
JD: Aw hellz yeah! That Mrs. Frisky Dingo McKoalatits is such a boomerang, SHE KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE!
*high fives*
JD: Aw hellz yeah! That Mrs. Frisky Dingo McKoalatits is such a boomerang, SHE KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE!
*high fives*
by bombsaucejigga December 24, 2009
A person who, after going away to become educated in the world through higher education or work experience, reruns to their hometown with the deliberate intention of giving back to the community and making a positive impact.
Stockton, California is full of badass boomerangs. Many young people are returning after college to invest in the potential of the city.
by StocktonCA July 27, 2018
an aborigonal hunting stick, they throw em in the flocks of budgerigars, to bring em down, so they can cook em for food, the name budgerigar, derives from the aborigonal word for "good food", the old hunters boomerang is a slightly curved wooden wing with a bladed edge, smoothly shaped so it glides through the air nicely!!!!
boomerang aye
john:hey look at thar ol abbo, huntin them budgies down
jimmy: yeah theyre havin a barbie tonighte
john: shall we ask em if we can join em
jimmy: arr
john:hey look at thar ol abbo, huntin them budgies down
jimmy: yeah theyre havin a barbie tonighte
john: shall we ask em if we can join em
jimmy: arr
by paul hinton December 9, 2005
When a person from the baby boomer generation who is unable to keep track of the origin of viral videos and memes circulating on WhatsApp during coronavirus lockdown unwittingly sends you - a Millennial - content which you have just sent to them on the family WhatsApp group.
Mum just forwarded me the boomer video I forwarded to the family group - it's a boomerang!
Karen's obviously reached her technical limits and has just returned me a boomerang.
Karen's obviously reached her technical limits and has just returned me a boomerang.
by Moebus March 30, 2020
Meagan: Hey Boomerang!
Cole: lol Boomerang?
Meagan: yes boomerang!
Cole: so u think my penis is big?
Meagan: yes!
cole: lol thanks
Cole: lol Boomerang?
Meagan: yes boomerang!
Cole: so u think my penis is big?
Meagan: yes!
cole: lol thanks
by hey667 January 24, 2019
John: Hi!
Susan: Hi!
John: I hear an echo...
Susan: I hear an echo...
John: As long as you recognize it's like a boomerang
Susan: I'm boomeranging
Susan: Hi!
John: I hear an echo...
Susan: I hear an echo...
John: As long as you recognize it's like a boomerang
Susan: I'm boomeranging
by squashedblueberry June 4, 2013