boob tube

the space in between ones boobs where you can fit a penis

aww man i so totally would lick her boob tube

by Vincent Varlotto January 12, 2009

Boob tube

Why the fuck are you looking up boo tube, did you think you were going to find boobs, you pervert

A boob tube is a television

by J_D73 May 4, 2019

Boob tube

Porn on T.V. Like playboy or penthouse.

Jim was watching the good old boob tube again tonight's special playmates on playboy.

by Firewave November 10, 2004

Boob Tube

American slang for Pornographic videos on the Internet. And/or specifically "The Hub."

"So what's you're go to catagory on the Boob Tube?"

by Rummage April 23, 2020

Boob-Tube

The ability for a female to keep her boobs perky. As if she were wearing an invisible tube top.

"Did you see Dixie's boobs?"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"

by Ginjabrd November 21, 2020

boob tube baby

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.

John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.

by Chillbur November 27, 2012

Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.

I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.

by DOTK December 5, 2012