bonsai

John Howard the Prime Minister of Australia, known as Bonsai (little Bush). For his slavish devotion to current U.S. leader to the horror of most Australians.

Ugh, I heard Bosai has been invited to the Ranch again this year

by long.one March 18, 2005

bonsai

When you rub your ass in someones face
(can be bare ass or with pants/shorts/underwear up)

I Totally Bonsaid Raymond off Harlans Pool Deck.
I Ripped His Face Apart With A Bonsai.

by Connor G July 31, 2006

bonsai

In Korea (my friend told me about this) when someone is asleep in class sometimes the kid behind him shoves two fingers up there ass and shouts bonsai! I hear it is really hilarious. It can also he a small Japanese bush

Today Gussy-poo got bonsai-ed. haha lol

by Ami-the-water-godess December 28, 2005

bonsai

An ancient form of dwarfing trees by limiting nutrients and water. The bon in bonsai meaning pot and the sai meaning plant. It is a Chinese secret passed down generation to generation. Peace out mark, phil, arika, my baby Kat, and everyone else in the world.

That bonsai is wicked small esse!

by Doc Holiday May 13, 2004

bonsai

when the woman sticks her nipple in the man's peehole.

Yo I bonsaid with Tiffany yesterday.

by Shaniqualotizzlefizzlemizzlekadizzletizzle shizzle. May 11, 2004

bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.

Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!

by yomanbro September 21, 2016