bonsai

John Howard the Prime Minister of Australia, known as Bonsai (little Bush). For his slavish devotion to current U.S. leader to the horror of most Australians.
Ugh, I heard Bosai has been invited to the Ranch again this year
by long.one March 18, 2005
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bonsai

When you rub your ass in someones face
(can be bare ass or with pants/shorts/underwear up)
I Totally Bonsaid Raymond off Harlans Pool Deck.
I Ripped His Face Apart With A Bonsai.
by Connor G July 31, 2006
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bonsai

In Korea (my friend told me about this) when someone is asleep in class sometimes the kid behind him shoves two fingers up there ass and shouts bonsai! I hear it is really hilarious. It can also he a small Japanese bush
Today Gussy-poo got bonsai-ed. haha lol
by Ami-the-water-godess October 05, 2005
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bonsai

An ancient form of dwarfing trees by limiting nutrients and water. The bon in bonsai meaning pot and the sai meaning plant. It is a Chinese secret passed down generation to generation. Peace out mark, phil, arika, my baby Kat, and everyone else in the world.
That bonsai is wicked small esse!
by Doc Holiday May 14, 2004
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bonsai

when the woman sticks her nipple in the man's peehole.
Yo I bonsaid with Tiffany yesterday.
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bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
by yes juanito yes November 24, 2014
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bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.
Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!
by yomanbro February 10, 2016
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