bonjoned

The state of being wherein a person is exhausted and unable to think clearly. It is not the same as merely being tired. Being bonjoned means to be tired AND to feel dirty AND to be muddy-headed. A good way to make oneself bonjoned would be to do many exhaustive tasks and then to stay up all night, all after having not showered in a day.

After working a 10 hour shift, and driving 400 miles to pick up his friend, Bob finally came home and felt very bonjoned.

by Amanda Lopes August 6, 2007

Benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.

Benzoned Example
First Time
Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Second Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Third Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the benzone

by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 15, 2016

bonezone

The act of getting so caught up in eating delicious chicken bones that you forget there are other people around you watching the carnage.

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by abelbodiedperson October 25, 2009

Bandzoned

Being rejected because you like a certain kind band. Kind of like being "friendzoned", but with bands.

1) "Hey! Let's hook up! We have similar taste in music!"

"Not really. You like BOTDF. Sorry"

"Damn....Was I just bandzoned?"

2) "Hey! I like PTV, SWS, OM&M, FIR and BOTDF!"

"Sorry dude. You can't join our band."

"I just got bandzoned..."

by CrucifiedByDatAss April 17, 2013

BoneZone

The male equivalent of the friendzone, except he allows her to hit it instead of being friends.

Dennis bonezoned the waitress just to spite Charlie, who wanted to wife her

by fishlord69 July 12, 2020

Bone zoned

Just as a man can get friend zoned, women can get bone zoned. This means you will never be anything more to that man than an object of sex. You can be put in the bone zone for a variety of reasons: You banged his friends, you're a drug addict, you're insane, you have children from different fathers, you're embarrassing to be around in public, you look like you're going to continue to gain weight, you're a complete idiot, you're high maintenance, basically anything that would make a man think it would be a bad idea to try to get anything more from you than sex.

"Bruh careful with Veronica, she fucked half the school, she for the streets for sure. " "Don't worry man, I already bone zoned her; only thing she good for is that WAP.

by Girthy Garreth October 6, 2023

Bone zoned

Just as a man can get friend zoned, women can get bone zoned. This means you will never be anything more to that man than an object of sex. You can be put in the bone zone for a variety of reasons: You banged his friends, you're a drug addict, you're insane, you have children from different fathers, you're embarrassing to be around in public, you look like you're going to continue to gain weight, you're a complete idiot, you're high maintenance, basically anything that would make a man think it would be a bad idea to try to get anything more from you than sex.

"Bruh careful with Veronica, she fucked half the school, she for the streets for sure. " "Don't worry man, I already bone zoned her; only thing she good for is that WAP.

by Girthy Garreth October 6, 2023