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Bonerfied

Geting a boner in your ass.
I totally bonerfied that dude on halo
by XxScenexcorexX August 26, 2006
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Bonerfied

When you see a very attractive woman but you are afraid to stick your penis inside of her because she most likely has 9-100 different diseases of the vagina, anal, or mouth area (or all of the above).
Those six sorority sisters with the same pair of leggings, jackets, and UGG boots look like they would be a great fuck, but I am completely bonerfied because they are such whores.

Dude, I am completely bonerfied after hearing that our friend got gonorrhea from her; fuck it, YOLO.
by McMunson May 16, 2014
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Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.
Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010
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Bonerfied lady

A genuine example of someone who supports and believes in the expression of love and joy for all human bodies through a feminine perspective. Specifically someone who experiences Rapid Onset LadyBoners.
Even a man who can appreciate another dude's forearms and butt, because it gives him a LadyBoner, can be a bonerfied lady.
by Byeuji June 17, 2023
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Bomerfied

Is When You Can't Go a Day Without Staring At Matt Bomer's Face If You Fit This Description Then You're Bomerfied
Anne: I Need To Watch White Collar So I Can Stare Matt's Gorgeous Face

Eva: You Are Seriously Bomerfied
by caffrey's hat October 19, 2012
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bonered up

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.
by Mike O December 7, 2005
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hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.
gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."
by and by June 22, 2010
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