bon jovi

To get a blow job. Plain and simple.

That hoe gave me a Bon Jovi last night.

by Petey B October 24, 2004

bon jovi

another name for an erection. It's about time for a new word for erection.

DAMN! With all these girls in the pool, I'm getting the biggest Bon Jovi ever.

I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.

by Sean Manning June 29, 2007

Bon Jovi

The most sucking band ever to emerge on the rock scene.
They are good at making young girls wet their pants, though, singing about i'll-die-for-you-i-will-always-love-you kind of shit. They suck even harder when they try to sound like a real rock band.

Oh, this bon jovi's faggot voice really piss me off!

by shakhan July 23, 2008

Bon Jovi

Possibly the best rock band to ever put out an entire album of power ballads (Slippery When Wet). Led by singer Jon Bon Jovi, the band is one of the few to make the transition from the 80's hair metal scene to the alternative nineties. Liked mostly by girls, and currently not cool in the public's eye, but we all know that they rocked pretty hard.

"Whoa, we're halfway there/ WhooOAA, livin' on a prayer"

by 7620 September 19, 2005

Bon Jovi

another way to say "have a nice day"

later hannah, bon jovi!

by brooke stephenson December 28, 2005

bon jovi

a kick ass rock band, whose twenty year career spawned 5 number one singles and eleven top ten hits, fourteen albums and sold one hundred million records. the band members are: lead singer, jon bon jovi. lead guitars, richie sambora. keyboards & pianos, david bryan. drums/percussion, tico torres. bass guitar, hugh mcdonald. (formerly alec john such)

Dude, did you go to the Bon jovi concert last night? it ruled!

by JoviJava September 28, 2005

Bon Jovi

A decent singer and band who get a lot of hate simply because they are not as metal or rock as other bands. Criminally underrated, the only people who hate Bon Jovi are people who listen to songs that make zero sense. Bon Jovi's songs are known for packing many emotions and telling stories about hard-working and respectful working-class people, unlike those horrible metal bands like Metallica who scream random bullshit.

Metallica fan: Oh man, Bon Jovi songs suck!
Any other normal human: At least their songs make sense and tell beautiful stories! What does Metallica sing about?
Metallica fan: ...I'm tired of this conversation.

by RWBYSanctum June 7, 2016