riding the bologna pony

In the act of screwing.

1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."

by MegaMost November 15, 2009

ride the wild bologna pony

what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.

Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.

by mikeDiesel January 10, 2006

jumbo bologna pony

when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.

This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.

by DJ Squid November 20, 2004

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

Wild Bologna Pony

Slang term for a penis.

"Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"

OR
"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."

by poopfloop September 22, 2011

Bologna ponymen

Bologna ponymen dress like cowboy Mount each other off into the mountains when jerking get hard

Is bologna ponymen so hard

by Kingofdick June 18, 2019

balogna pony

1. a penis

2. the main method of transportation to tuna town

Looks like Chuck's riding the old balogna pony!

by Epsilonium September 2, 2009