boiler

a woman who has reached an age where she is beginning to show signs of wear and tear and, knowing this, seeks refuge in marriage, therefore spending a lot of time dressing her mutton as lamb in order to secure herself a man.

"wow, those girls were so fresh only three years ago. did you see them tonight? The blonde one's wearing stilleto's to shape up her calves, the old boiler!"

by Bondiki October 13, 2008

Ho Boiler

A Hot Tub or Jacuzzi.

We left the bar at 3:00am and took Kook and Boom Boom back to the Ho Boiler for some late night partying.

by DatRoon March 2, 2011

piss boiler

A person who pisses off everyone around him/her from constantly stressing a certian subject (usally an unpopular opinion) nonstop.

Rebecca: Karen is such a fucking piss boiler
Tina : I know all the time
Karen : (Walks in and starts bitching about how vaccines caused her child's autism).

by just another weeb December 10, 2019

Double Boiler

This is a variation of the Dutch Oven where both parties fart and trap eachother under the covers.

I tried to give my wife a Dutch Oven but she fired back. It was the dreaded Double Boiler.

by TheBurn May 19, 2010

Cherry Boiler

A fart after drinking 12 or more cherry cokes in a day. The smell is that of rotten cherry coke that has been boiled.

Tyler: Damn, dude! I just ripped ass, it reeks!
Brett: You’ve been pounding cherry cokes all night, fella. Is it a cherry boiler?

Jeremy: I’ve been slamming cherry cokes and ripping cherry boilers all day, fellas. My jeans stink like molten ass.

by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019

boiler room

a site of illegal operation, especially the telephone sales of goods or services by charlatans

The shitheads in the boiler room were finally caught.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2009

Boiler Scotch

A scotch with a shot of scotch served inside a larger glass of scotch.

I had a bad day. Gimme a boiler scotch.

by Shoop Da Whooop August 17, 2009