Boebert

A person whose cognitive and social development stalled in early pubescence.

Did you hear her speech to congress? What a boebert!

I'm not a boebert, you're a boebert!

by Mall Ninja January 16, 2021

Boebert

A load of semen that has been deposited intranasally then hocked up and spit out or swallowed.

Gross! That looks like somebody's Boebert on the floor.

by Stmfitr February 19, 2021

Boebert

Verb - To fail at something thoroughly by having done something incredibly stupid.

"Damn it, Lauren, you used the wiper fluid while we're driving a convertible! You really boeberted."

"I boeberted my job interview. They asked what made me leave my last job and I said my boss was a fucking idiot."

by MrZeg October 14, 2021

Boebert

The shit you take after your first cup of coffee in the morning

"Boy was that a stinky Boebert"
"One minute, I'm finishing up my Boebert"

by DrJMontana June 15, 2022

Boeberting

The act of getting high and groped in a crowded theater.

Me and Lauren went to the theater. I broke out my vape pen, and it wasn't long until she was Boeberting me.

by ElijahKay2022 September 16, 2023

boebert

Noun; Title given to individuals who exhibit behaviors of those regarded as pieces of human excrement.

“Did you see that guy just cut me off?”
“What a fuckin’ boebert, man.”

by The Smith. September 27, 2022

Boebert

Sexual activity performed in a theater audience setting. "Giving a boebert" refers specifically to a manual sex act (e.g. a hand job), however the act may include other boorish behavior including vaping, talking loudly, taking selfies, and general disruption.

The term originated from an incident in September, 2023, when CCTV security footage for Beetlejuice, The Musical allegedly show Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R, CO) engaging in heavy-petting with a male companion.

Shirley gave me a Boebert during the Tucson Theater production of 'Dear Evan Hansen'.

by SlimerAndTheRealGhostbusters September 21, 2023