bobbitt punch

When you are getting a blow job and you punch the top of the girls head really hard, so that her teeth clamp down and bite your penis.

"Scott was into S&M and surprises, so he decided to give Mary a bobbitt punch when she least expected it!"

by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008

John Bobbitt

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.

The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.

by Jeff K. August 17, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.

Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.

by Nick D April 5, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006

Bobbitt Plunderage

Penis.

Please keep your Bobbitt Plunderage inside your pants.

by CrumpetsandBollocks November 21, 2014

Lorena Bobbitt

A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.

Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.

by Lady Michiru Kaiou February 26, 2009

Bobbitt Snowfall

When the initial 911 call went out…

Cop: What are we looking for?

Dispatch: Approximately 2 - 3 inches laying on the ground!

(Referring to the time Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband’s penis off and threw it out the window).

We just had a Bobbitt snowfall!

by Neoblog January 4, 2022