Bobbert

some cambodian kid with a pet monkey in his mansion. pretty short for an asian. yea. small jaj.

by none other than phil July 23, 2003

Bobbert

A bitch ass dude

Look at that bitch bobbert

by Mebologna May 26, 2019

bobbert

the crappiest hugger in the whole wide world of hugs. he is the definition of a deprived child

If your friend says "Whoa" and steps back when you try to hug him, he is a BOBBERT

by WOOHOO1234545 June 11, 2006

Bobbert

Deadly teddy bear. Many stories have been told, but one is for sure. He's addicted to Lambos, Bentlys, and hot chicks. All the more mysterious is he.

Bobbert is addicted to lambos, bentlys, and hot chicks

by Brocktree May 16, 2018

bobbert

A verb that identifies an action that has caused or resulted in any of the following emotions: unease, awkwardness, anguish, slight pain, physical or emotional discomfort, sorrow, upset, or anger.

I was minding my own business when he sent me a disturbing sexual image that I was forced to see. He bobberted me once again!

by brentionary July 2, 2019

boebert

Verb

Giving a handjob in a public movie theater

Have you seen the way that chick boeberts? I can't believe she claims moral authority!

by DaDopestDope September 16, 2023

Brown Apple Bobber

When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting it from the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.

I got the brown apple bobber in my girl's parents' bathroom last night

by Hakuna Memetata October 12, 2017