Blue Tongue

When a restaurant meal leaves you dissatisfied so you have to go home and cook something yourself.

That meal left me with such bad blue tongue, I’m not even gonna tip. Now, I’m gonna have to go home and cook.

by SaranRap September 2, 2019

Blue Tongue

It's like blue balls....but for eating ass

Fam I have not eaten ass in forever I swear I'm having blue tongue

by Fucknobud October 17, 2021

Blue tongue spanner

An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.

Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner

by Mykemyke February 28, 2022

the bluetones

one of the best indie/punk/alt bands there are.
i cant believe there's no definitions for them on here!
so im gonna give them the definition they deserve.
such gorgeous music ranging from soft rock to almost folky type stuff, utterly unique.
Fronted by mark morriss who wrote my favourite poem of all time in the back cover of their 3rd album 'Science& Nature'.
Anyway...yeh fronted by Mark Morriss (or Big Mo)
his brother Scott Morriss , Adam Devlin and Eds Chesters.
Played near where i live in november....my brother went to see them and stole the set list off the stage...and went on the tour bus ....and met the band.
They write all of their own songs (why would they need covers when they're so damn awesome?)
Some of their most well known songs are 'Bluetonic', 'Are You Blue Or Are You Blind?', 'Marblehead Johnson' and 'Keep The Home Fires Burning'.
If you've never heard of The Bluetones then you deserve a slap but at least after reading this you now have!!
*Mark Morriss is a lyrical genius in his own right*

I sleep in my beloved bluetones t-shirt

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004

The Bluetones

The best band in the world with the most gorgeous singing, dancing, funky ass'd frontman Mark morriss. The best tunes in the world have come from this band, kiss their feet now!!

Mark Morrissthe lead singer of the Bluetones!! Gorge!!!!!

by Siobhan Riley May 13, 2005