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Blowtorch Henry

One of the many aliases for 'Joe Willy'. BlowTorch Henry is known for running over two women at 11:00 PM at 67 mp/h before backing up and hitting them again. BlowTorch Henry was last seen in New York city, fleeing from five military grade helicopters and over 30 personnel. Blowtorch Henry is currently K.O.S and is being hunted by the CIA, FBI, and Secret Service. Report any sightings of this man to the authorities immediately.
Blowtorch Henry is a manipulative bitch! He tricked me and blew up the childrens hospital.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
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blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.
I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.
by GoldenDragonaire April 18, 2018
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Rusty Blowtorch

Passing gas into another's mouth and subsequently having that person exhale into the flame of a lighter, creating a blowtorch effect. Often peformed as the grand finale to a rusty trombone concerto. Can also be used as a means of ignition for the Amazon Firefighter.
a.k.a. Rusty Flamethrower.
In honor of my birthday, Allison used a rusty blowtorch to light the candles on my cake.
by Guido Sandwich December 7, 2009
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Bavarian Blowtorch

When a female is performing fellatio on a man who has gas and proceeds to light his flatulence on fire in the middle of the fellatio act.
I was getting a Bavarian blowtorch from this midget the other night and totally charred the drapes.
by Rusty Obrien November 18, 2011
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Cuban Blowtorch

When a woman eats a spicy habanero chili and goes down on a guy
why is there an ice pack in your pants" "Kristi gave me a Cuban Blowtorch yesterday and now my junk hurts
by RyPMadi September 16, 2010
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Waluigi blowtorch

When you wank to a picture of waluigi and then burn the picture, leaving his charred body, which youwankto again
Kyle #1: Bro, I was home alone last night, so I did a Waluigi Blowtorch all over my kitchen!

Kyle #2: Yo, that’s tight!
by YeetWaluigiYeet June 23, 2019
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redneck blowtorch

The act of igniting one's own intestinal gasses for entertainment or survival.
Bubba: Hey ya'll...last night me an' Billy Joe Jim Bob got lost in the woods, so I had him light a fire usin' his redneck blowtorch

Skeeter: So.....that's how ya'll burned off yer eyebrow.
by Skyyza April 22, 2011
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