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blount handshake

Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.
Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.
by Bongaboi September 5, 2009
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kid-blount

a really horny 11 or 12 year old who really wants to fuck a new girlfriend...
jesus that kid-blount really wants to have sex with a new girl...
by meagan June 10, 2004
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Mr Blount Legs

Huge short stubby legs that are hairless and shiney.
"nathan has Mr Blount Legs.
by Banananoozaaaaa April 23, 2006
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duncan blount

Duncan Blount is a prime example of a typical duncan, but he is also more. He is a fantastic but unsigned musician, a fantastic boyfriend, and an even better liar. Despite these things, if you ever meet a Duncan Blount, be sure to keep in touch with them, as they are sure to change your life.
Girl 1: You remember (insert name here)?
Girl 2: Omg, yes, he was my Duncan Blount. That boy made me stop liking girls...
by baileygirl June 12, 2009
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LeGarrette Blount-kin

Michael had a long day until his frustrations were realeased by a LeGarrette Blount-kin , punching her out solved everything
by elkenstein January 9, 2010
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Get Blount'ed

Like the Marine phrase "Get some", but used when one punches an opponent in mid taunt.

To be used in pass-tense, replace 'get' with 'got'
Example 1:

Byron Hout - "Man you got nothing on us, I rocked you all-sorry coach I ju-"

LeGarrette Blount - "GET BLOUNT'ED!" *Smack*

Example 2:

John - "Hey you hear whay happened at Tennesse's practice?"

Biff - "Yeah I heared some dude got Blount'ed."
by mrchevys3 August 20, 2010
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Lewis Blount

Lewis blount is a known term used to describe inconveniences that are usually typical accidents.
For gods sake Phillip! I cant believe this... this is so lewis blount. You couldn’t get more lewis blount than this. You’ve made this into so much more of a lewis blount than it needs to be!
by Bitchfit.com October 2, 2020
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