blork

the sound a wet fish makes when it hits a sold surface

colina went BLORK as she fell on the ground

by jonjon September 10, 2004

blorking

Blogging for work, or work related blogging.

Sam is busy blorking for the company website.

by pid_bds February 9, 2009

Blork

switching up some vocabulary (from the F-bomb) for everyone who doesn't want to offend, but ...

1. needs an expletive to just fill in between socially and religiously acceptable words or phrases currently used in the English language.

2. must emphasize the content of a statement or express a relatively unpleasant feeling or wish.

3. would like to relate something relatively pleasant.

1. (Example: I can't blorking believe that blorking blork blorked me over and I didn't blorking know it until I was totally blorked.)
2. (Example: I am so blorking mad. That blorking blork left me standing in the blorking rain and stood me the blork up.)
3. (Example: I can't blorking believe how blorking great that blorking dinner and subsequent blork was.)

by spedano March 15, 2011

Blork

A messed up password for retared BF1942 noobs

Noob: The password is blork

by Fool November 23, 2003

Blork

When a head chef shits in the mouth of the sous chef, which is then shat back out and plated up to go on the specials board. The blorked is then promoted to head chef

“Can’t wait for Gav to blork me, I’ve worked in kitchens for 15 years. About time!”

by blork69 July 14, 2025

Blorking

A mix of bluffing and working. When you're trying to look busy while not accomplishing anything.

Jim: Dude, I just blorked the entire time in the cure for cancer class.

Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.

by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019

Blork

A word used to describe a large amount of mucous and snot stuffing ones nose or the green goop that and junk that gets hacked out of your lungs when you are sick.

My nose is stuffed up with blork.

by The MA Show March 31, 2019