Bloomsburg University

This is the place where the meatheads and the abrasive girls from your highschool decide to further their education. It is Located in Central Pa, however is littered with kids from Jersey and Philadelphia. Other then the demographic of desperately eager to party young adults, the campus is beautiful as well as the town and surrounding areas. It highly recomended for guys who enjoy beer such as Keystone Light, and girls who enjoy a good black out and a questionable rash.

Father: Son, What are your plans after highschool?

Son: I'm leaning towards not being able to handle alcohol and sleeping with girls from Jersey at Bloomsburg University.

by fatskank April 19, 2009

Bloomsburg University

A drinking Town with a College Problem. A party school. A place where the beer flows like wine, and frat boys instinctively flock to the bars and to Sal's for pizza.

"I chose Bloomsburg University because i heard it was a good party school."

by Melanie January 25, 2005

Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania

A small town where chavs, slags and arseholed university students get together to create utter chaos.

Oh look at that slag! They must be from Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania!

by MegannMaate July 12, 2011

bloomberg

To take something away, or ban it; to deprive a large group of people something simply because you don't like it.

A large sugary soft drink has too many calories, so in NY they bloomberged it. ban block remove prohibit

by JoezWaleZ March 21, 2013

bloomberg

To throw something in the trash which is recyclable.

I couldn't carry around an empty soda can all day until I found a recycling bin, so I just had to bloomberg it.

by jacksonjohnson December 15, 2008

Bloomberg

Usually a reference to Micheal Bloomberg, the founder of Bloomberg L.P. and the current Mayor of New York City.

The say Bloomberg may still enter the 2008 race as an independent.

by nonamenoslogan January 30, 2008

bloomberg

Exceptionally wealthy individuals with net worths exceeding $5 billion dollars, bloombergs are typically short males characterized by "Napoleon complexes" and a belief that money can buy anything, including the mayoralty of a major American city. They display extreme arrogance, and enjoy exercising control over other people's behavior and personal freedoms in support of their own personal agendas. Generally self-centered, they often avoid dealing with important issues and focus instead on self-aggrandisement, such as ignoring the re-building the World Trade Center and focussing instead on raising real estate taxes by 18.5 per cent, bringing the Olympics to New York City, building an unneccessary sports complex on New York's West Side or replacing soft drinks with Snapple in New York City public schools. They also tend to favor using public monies to pay poor people to change their behavior, such as providing cash incentives for unwed mothers to seek pre-natal medical care and rewarding unmotivated, drug-addicted hip-hop youth to attend school. Attitudinally controlling, bloombergs oppose cigarette smoking and foods with trans-fatty acids, while displaying speech patterns punctuated with whiny voices and excessive, improper use of the word "ways," as in "we've got a long ways to go." A key indicator of a bloomberg is someone who believes that New Yorkers face greater dangers from crossing the street or smoking cigarettes than they do from another Islamo-fascist terrorist attack.

"Hey douchebag, stop trying to control my life. You're such a bloomberg."

by The Wyndbraker October 8, 2006