Blooming Onion 

When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.

RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".

Blooming Onion by Benny Fyttz 414 May 15, 2018

Blooming onion 

A very full ashtray

Your ashtray is so full it’s starting to look like a blooming onion

Blooming onion by CarlTensine June 5, 2021

blooming onion 

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.

person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.

blooming onion by busa quikie August 12, 2024

Blooming onion 

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion

Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

Blooming onion by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

Blooming Onion Shit 

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.

I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!

Blooming Onion Shit by XCaliburger June 5, 2017

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion 

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

Bloomin' Onion 

While giving a girl a hardy fisting you open your hand up and pull out.

Man that was the best Bloomin' Onion ever, I didn't think I would get all my fingers back out.

Bloomin' Onion by Steviepq October 9, 2007