bloody mary

A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, other spices, and a celery stick. Can also be used as a hangover cure. My recipe is:

1.5 shots vodka
2 shots tomato juice
2 shakes Worcestershire sauce
1 shake Tabasco
dash of horseradish
dash of salt & pepper.

Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour in the vodka, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and tomato juice, and stir with a celery stick. Dash the horseradish, then shake on pepper and salt (if using low-sodium tomato juice). Use the celery stick you stirred with as garnish.

Guy: BARKEEP! Another bloody mary!
Bartender: Dammit, Donnie, you've had 4 already, go home!

by Matt..... April 21, 2007

Bloody Mary

A vodka-based beverage invented by alcoholics to validate drinking in the morning.

Wow, dad got really drunk again last night. Good to see he's only having a few Bloody Marys this morning.

by frameofreference August 28, 2010

Bloody Mary

To eat out a girl on her period, although unlike a rainbow kiss, there is no snowballing.

John gave Carly a Bloody Mary because she still wanted some.

by Beefcake-Fandango November 20, 2009

Bloody Mary: A Short Film

- A short video which is located on YouTube about Bloody Mary which has currently about two million views so far, and is published by Alexander Carneiro
- Also known as titled, Friday the 13th
- A crappy edited video.
- Ugly host with strange teeth shapes.

Ken: I'm looking for some hardcore evidence that Bloody Mary is real.
Jason: Well, I'm sure this video named "Bloody Mary: A Short Film" will make you rofl.

by HotPocketLover March 4, 2011

bloody mary in bed

When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.

Blimey Erin! When you said you were up for it I was dodgy but that was brilliant! Your strawberry creams are the dogs bollocks but I can't believe you gave me a Bloody Mary in bed!"

by Anorak May 25, 2014

bootymary

Waking up in the morning after a night of raunchious sex, your body is extremely sore and jump right back in the saddle to make you feel better throughout the day.

"Wow!, you worked me over last night, am I raw." "Honey in need a bootymary.

by Baldog June 6, 2011

Bloody Mary Sex

An incredibly elaborate sex act requiring precisely three people. Person A takes a very hot shower so his balls are hanging rather low and then scoops his balls up and on top of his boner. He then sticks his boner between his legs and closes his legs so that his balls are up front and his boner is sticking out back.

Person A now waddles backwards and sticks his boner into Person B's ass/cunt (cannot be mouth). Person A does an abbreviated squatting motion so as to fuck Person B, but all the while Person A is keep his legs closed and his balls up front.

Just prior to climax Person A will point to Person C and scream 'Bloody Mary'! It is at this time that Person C, who has been an innocent bystander til this point, takes aim at Person A's awkwardly exposed balls with a paddle or baseball bat.

Only moments before Person A blows his load, Person C will strike Person A in the balls so that upon busting, Person A will blow a bloody cumshot into Person B's ass/cunt. Thus completing the 'Bloody Mary'.

Larry: "Hey Lawrence, I couldn't help but notice in the locker room that your balls are black and blue. You OK?"

Lawrence: "Oh, it's no big deal. Me, Rachel, and Rob had Bloody Mary Sex last night. And I'll tell ya what, Rachel can really swing a baseball bat hard!"

by the_fatrix69 July 16, 2010