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Blued

blu-ed Verb: The act of being hit by a blue turtle shell in Mario Kart.
Man, I was totaling owning on Rainbow Road until I got Blued!
by Ginger twins October 6, 2011
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screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.
"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."
by MJCA May 5, 2006
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screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)
The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.
by Fantail July 31, 2009
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Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).
If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed
by Newbie0 March 27, 2010
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blued out

Getting screwed over at the last second. Typically with a bet.
Yo Al I had Barcelona ML for the last leg of my parlay and they were winning all game and then in the 90th I got blued out. Madrid tied it.
by blaZerwilkinson June 27, 2020
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screwed, blued and tattooed

All the definitions I've seen here have a positive connotation, which is completely wrong. The phrase has always had a very definite negative connotation, and means to be supremely screwed, screwed beyond all comprehension. The original phrase was "screwed, blewed and tattooed".

"Screwed" essentially means "cheated" here, much as it does today.

"Blewed" meant "lost or been robbed of". The word's origin is from the German "blauen" so it's actually related to "blue", not "blew", and meant that something had vanished (into the blue). (According to "A Dictionary of Slang, Jargon & Cant" By Charles Godfrey Leland, published in 1889.)

"Tattooed" refers here to a beating with very rapid blows, in the same sense as a military tattoo, which is a rapid pattern on a drum.

So, the phrase literally meant "cheated, robbed and beaten".
I invested my life's savings in a fraudulent investment scam, and now I'm screwed, blued and tattooed.
by lhitch November 21, 2010
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blued.fx

blued.fx is an underrated editor in the tvdu+ community.
blued.fx edits are fire!
by klausire February 20, 2022
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