Blazing Bagel

The act of placing a bagel onto one's penis, lighting it on fire, having sex with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.

Matt: Whoa! Dude I gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!

Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!

by CrazyBusRide February 10, 2010

pink blazing

Hiking or trekking a trail and adjusting your speed to meetup with a female of romantic or sexual interest, often doing things above and beyond what a normal decent person would do.

“Now he’s carrying her backpack because she said it was heavy”
“Yup, she’s totally encouraging his pink blazing too”

by mogydee July 9, 2018

blazin’ neon egomaniac

An egomaniac who makes other egomaniacs look like wallflowers.

Being friends with a blazin’ neon egomaniac is never really possible.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

Blue Blazin

Old school slang for «let's take a smoke»

Blue blazin - «let's take a smoke»

Ayy homie, u wanna smoke?
Ayy homie u crazy?
Ayy homie come here dog!

by Yallamann October 25, 2020

blazing sloth

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.

"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."

by Kiop765 February 24, 2014

blazing buddies

Friends you smoke with commonly, usually 3 people or more. Which involve sharing marijuana and passing the smoking device to one another.

Hey blazing buddies, pass the bud and the bowl.

by Tactics November 17, 2007

Blaziken

A Fire-type Pokémon. Blaziken is the final evolution of Torchic, the third gen fire starter. Blaziken is the only starter to be in Über tier in Smogon rules. Also, Blaziken is the best. He's the fucking best.

Woah! I did a Blaziken sweep!

by BlueBlurrer April 24, 2014