Blarting

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.

"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"

by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021

bearotonin

the feeling of joy induced by seeing a bear, a play on serotonin

I saw a photo of a bear slamming a salmon yesterday and it gave me so much bearotonin

by bearinasweater April 16, 2023

bearotonin

serotonin and other good feelings induced by pictures of bears

Pictures of baby polar bears give me so much bearotonin.

by jerkbending April 16, 2023

blart

A portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood.

Melvin: "Did you hear that? Is it Chinese new year already?"
Sparky: "Naah, I just blarted. I guess I need to go home and.. Yup."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021

blarnt

Another word for shart. "When one farts and a little shit comes out"

F**k sake Clarkey did you blarnt?

by ClarkeyCat July 19, 2007

Blartin

To roam around the office without purpose wasting time, like a security guard or mall cop.

Q: Where's Paul? A: He's Blartin.

by Holacabron August 16, 2015

barotrauma

a videogame that no one wants to play

please for the love of fuck hop on barotrauma

by Teh player September 3, 2021