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BlackBoard 

An application used at Arizona State University under the "My ASU" tab to keep students connected with their classes. It is designed to be used to get students to interact with each other as well as with their professor(s). The only problem with this, though, is that it is typically down when it is needed the most. For example, the first day of classes or during finals week.
Student 1: "Hey! Did you check BlackBoard to see if that quiz is up yet?"
Student 2: "Nope. Stupid piece of s**t is down again."
Student 1: "Figures."
BlackBoard by cls12345678 August 23, 2010

blackulary 

The words in the english language that are associated with black lingo style.
Yo, dawg, you gots sick blackulary!
blackulary by Trevdogg January 4, 2005

blackplanet 

A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:

"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"

and

"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."

Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.

My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?
we already have come to the conslusion that BP has gone to the dogs.
blackplanet by Nuckra May 4, 2004

blackpostrophe 

An often unnecessary apostrophe found in the given name of a person typically of African descent.
Damn Asia'h, why'd yo momma give you dat blackpostrophe in your name?
blackpostrophe by Rytarn March 5, 2008

blackplanet ho 

a male who frequently hooks up with guys they meet in the gay chat room of the Black Planet website.
Trey: "Antwoine, you meetin' another nigga, boy you're becoming a blackplanet ho".

Twoine: "Whateva, mind ya business, you just mad cause you can't get no dick."
blackplanet ho by senatorrob November 6, 2004

blackportrait 

the off colored crust that appears in the nooks and cranies between your legs after sexual intercourse repeatedly with out bathing.
aww man, you need to wash of that blackportrait, it is NAPPY!