Your ass is the blackest

This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.

Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."

by The_Overman September 8, 2007

blackest way to die

When someone twerks so hard that their weave falls off, they slip on it, snap their neck and die

OH NO CHARLIE DONT TWERK! IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO SUFFER THE BLACKEST WAY TO DIE

ay yo niglet I hope miley cyrus suffers the blackest way to die

by SenorAndo June 19, 2014

blackette

A female who has black hair, thus not being able to be associated with the brunettes.

Damn. If I don't dye my hair soon, I will remain a blackette for the next few months.

by Valgina March 1, 2009

blacket

A jacket that usually has one background color and then a bunch of little brightly colored or gold/silver images such as martin the martian, guns,dollar signs,meatwad ect.Usually worn by afro americans or white boys who think they can ghostride da whip.But are really just hook ass marks.

look at that 'ole fanta faced white boy ghostridin' da whip in his pink and purple blacket.

by raggalioness June 1, 2007

The biggest blackest dick

A secret/rare white card from the popular card game Cards Against Humanity. The card can only be found in the lining of the top of "A Bigger Blacker Box", a box designed to store up to 1500 Cards Against Humanity cards. Unlike standard cards, the letters on the card, which read "The biggest blackest dick." are silver and are embossed into the card. The card is the successor to "A bigger blacker dick", the successor to "A big black dick".

Kyle: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the secret Cards Against Humanity card on reddit?"

Jim: "You must be talking about 'The biggest blackest dick.' Yeah I heard."

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

blacket

A loud noise or clamor made by a large group of black youths, esp. of a disturbing or confusing kind; din; uproar.

I got woken up in the middle of the night. It was so hot, we kept the windows open. A gang walked past and made a terrible blacket in the street below.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 11, 2007

Clara Brackett

She goes to Park Hill High School and is very cool but oddly energetic all the time 😅

Clara Brackett is one of a kind

by Dylandouglass January 13, 2021