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blackberry spirituality 

Extreme spirituality. Uses the term blackberry to describe how devout you are. Similar to how a business person is constantly checking their blackberry, a practicer of 'blackberry spirituality' is constantly praying (ie at the dinner table, while on vacation, at parties, etc.)
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blackberry stare 

when you stare at your blackberry until you see it flash
blackberry stare by ZEDEDED January 11, 2011

Blackberry Stare 

The period of time needed to cast your eye over your Blackberry in order to see if you have mail etc.

Slightly longer than a quick glance and shorter than a gaze, when caught doing the blackberry stare, people not in the know will simply think you are stupid.
My mum thinks im in love with my phone. I was only giving it the 'Blackberry stare.'

Emma Blackery’s subscriber numbers 

A joke made by Nerdcubed (Dan Hardcastle) that will live on in YouTube comment sections forever
I’m early I need a joke

Emma Blackery’s subscriber numbers

Blackberry Smoke

A band so awesome that they can sing about wheels and make it sound cool.
On the scale of awesomeness, blackberry smoke is super great.

Blackbeard's Revenge 

A flag flown when one male is open to an anonymous Craigslist casual encounter with another male
Hosting at my place tonight. You'll know it's my place as my Blackbeard's Revenge flag will be flying. Arrrgh!

Blackbeard's nephew 

If a woman becomes obese and starts growing facial hair
Dude, did you see that lady at pump 3? She's got a mild to severe case of Blackbeard's nephew. I'd hate to see what her snatch looks like
Blackbeard's nephew by Ireallydont September 8, 2021