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bathology

The artform of pouring mildly chilled sparkling water on oneself or others whilst submerged in a piping hot bath
The bathologists left the bar together to go back to Sam's place for a bathterparty where they would have some more drinks and indulge in bathology
by trousers7 March 18, 2015
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bitchblog

1. To bitch about someone nastily in your blog. Usually used when extremely pissed off with a person.

2. To be used on someone who never stops ranting and ranting and just wouldn't shut up even though you don't even care about his/her problems. Great way to tell them to shut up politely.
1. "That skank totally ruined my day! I'm sooooo gonna bitchblog about her as soon as I get home."

2. Girl A: Seriously, I've never been so pissed off in my life! That bitch totally kissed my boyfriend in front of me! And-

Girl B: Yeah? Well, you should bitchblog about her.

Girl A: Yeah, I totally should! Everyone must know about this scandal.
by etterorua January 14, 2009
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bitcholorette

That bitch has no date for prom. She's a bitcholorette
by punchingholesinwalls May 28, 2011
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Bitchologist

A person that studies peoples bitchassness, and calling them out on it.

See: bitchassness bitchology
Josh: As a professional bitchologist for many years I am calling you out on showing symptoms for your bitchassness! You need to smoke some weed to get in the mind set of "fuck it!". Before this disease gets the best of you!
by joshdangeragain November 4, 2008
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Bihology

The study of bi hoes.
Man, did you hear about that bisexual hoe?!
Yeah, we're probably going to talk about her in bihology class.
by Mr. Cashel February 14, 2012
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bitcholo

Carlos: "Fuck off, Kevin. I'm going to go make salsa, and you can't have any."
Kevin: "Bitcholo!"
by T-Razz February 25, 2009
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bitchologist

An individual who stands up for themselves, their loved ones, and beliefs. They speak their mind, their thoughts and do things their way without worrying about what others may think.
They will not comprimise what's in their hearts and they live their lives their way.
They will not allow anoyone to step on them, they refuse injustice, and they have courage and strength to be THEMSELVES.
Try and stomp on them, douse their inner flame, or squash any ounce of beauty within them........you will not succeed
Some people call me a bitch. However I am more of a bitchologist. I offer up my opinion even when I'm not asked. I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I am not.
by blueyes July 20, 2008
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