Eternally Bitchless

The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.

Tim can't bag no girls, he's eternally bitchless.

by mahcy February 16, 2022

The bitchy K

When someone responds K to a very important/serious problem of yours. The bitchy K also signifes that the person does not care about you or your problem that much at that point of time.

Text conversation between Miranda and Anne.

Miranda: Omg i dont know if i should go to Lana's party. No one i like is gonna be there, but I'm one of Lana's best friends. You have to come with me
Anne: K.
Miranda: Dont give me the bitchy K! This is a serious situation!!!

by Monique Lester July 23, 2014

Bitchysaurus

a huge bitch...

ex: He rejected his date because he said shes a total bitchysaurus

by CrisisOnHigh January 28, 2010

bitchy resting face

A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest. Their expression does not necessarily reflect how they are feeling inside. BRF can ruin friendships and first impressions, start fights and kill an atmosphere.

"I think Deborah hates me!!", "Nah don't worry Susie, she just has a nasty bitchy resting face"

"That customer just lectured me on customer service and threatened to take her business elsewhere! What did I do wrong?" "Prob just your BRF".

by Loobergs July 31, 2013

bitchlessness

The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.

Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.

by The Warriorz August 2, 2021

Bitchless

You

Come on now, don't be bitchless

by Not Bitchless March 26, 2022

Bitchless Behavior Syndrome

It is a condition wherein a person has envious and wishful yet hopeless behavior with regards to romance-related topics and media. It is accompanied by a mix of romantic excitement and dread from the reality of the person's current romantic situation.

It is often caused by said person, who has romantic desires, lacking bitches or any form of romantic love in the present time. Failure to successfully enter a romantic relationship, either due to wasting the opportunity to do so or being scared to make the first move, may also lead to said behavior.

Not to be mistaken with horniness, it oftentimes manifests with non-malicious intent and manner.

BBS may vary in its symptoms and severity from person to person. The most prevalent behavioral change is with the person always wishing to experience couple-related activities, such as holding hands, cuddling, playing together, or spending time together. Said wishes may either be generalized or targeted to a certain someone, fictional or not.

Other symptoms include but is not limited to:
- jealousy of couples that have a successful and happy relationship
- randomly sending flirtatious messages and/or memes in the middle of conversations
- sending material depicting intimate activities with the caption "me with who" or "when will I also experience such"
- fantasizing situations that place them in a happy and wholesome relationship
- depression upon the sight of seeing couple-related activities

Person 1: "you remember that time when Shinobino was fantasizing dating Inaka?"
Person 2: "what a fucking simp! he has Bitchless Behavior Syndrome, fr"

by TheBitchlessGoat September 11, 2022