Bitches be crazy

Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, "Bitches be crazy". It is pretty self explanatory. Every single girl is the spawn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes bitches crazy. Thats why you can't understand them as a guy, cause they're not real people

Matt: Dude my girlfriend sucks a lot, and not the good kind
Sean: Bitches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
Matt: Wow....... You changed my life forever.

by bitchesbecrazy March 24, 2008

Bitches be Rollin

All purpose phrase coined by Buckminster Forest Kellorgg

Person A: My dog died last night.... Person B: Bitches be Rollin dude

by Bandito54655432 April 1, 2010

bitches be trixxie

An expression of disgust or disbelief. Often used after hearing unpleasant news or about the dumb actions of others. On rare occasions, it can be used to express excitement.

Guy 1: Man, they won't lemme in the movie because I don't have my I.D.

Guy 2: Psh, them bitches be trixxie.
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Guy 1: You hear about the guy that snorted the powder packet in beef jerky bags? I think he died.

Guy 2: Dude, bitches be trixxie these days.

Guy 1: Word.
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Guy 1: Hey! Guy 2! I just got a new razor scooter!

Guy 2: Cool...

Guy 1: Just cool? Bitches be trixxie!

by NeiLTheReaLDeaL September 12, 2010

bitches be shopping

A term used to describe the way bitches act. "Shopping" is just a generalization for all the things a "bitch" does and WILL do.

Jake: "Man last night I was buying this bitch drinks all night then she went home with my friend!"

Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"

by Kevlar of the 804 April 25, 2011

Bitches Be Bonkers

An exclamation used whenever someone of the female sex or gender does something irrational or different, this statement is never to actually be said to a woman for she will become even more bonkers

Girlfriend jumps to conclusion

Man to his homies “bitches be bonkers”

by eTanTheMan July 12, 2019

Bitches be crazy

1. Not a rude utterance, or misogynistic remark, merely a statement of fact, alluding to the widely accepted and scientifically proven postulate that states women are crazy
2. Usually muttered in the company of women, which creates a hostile response bordering on insanity, thereby proving the theory

Jamie: "I LOVE Glee!"
Matt: "Bitches be crazy..."
Jamie: "What!? Fuck you! I'll cut you you son of a bitch!"
Matt: "Thank you for proving my point."

by bdizzy13 October 2, 2011

Bitches Be Crazy

One of the only phrases a man can say to comfort himself after a woman does something irrational, ignorant, or insane. It is used to laugh away the confusion a "bitch" inflicts upon a perfectly sane man.

Marcus: "Taylor is driving me crazy man! She doesn't make any sense."
Jordan: "Well, you know how it goes man..."
Marcus: "Yeah, bro..."
Jordan: "Bitches be crazy."

by Lord of the Disco March 5, 2011